“Top ten reasons to become a nurse”

1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good.
2. Fashionable shoes and cool uniforms
3. Needles: “Tis better to give than receive”
4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops…eventually
5. Expose yourself to rare, exciting new diseases
6. Interesting aromas
7. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in legible handwriting
8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world
9. Celebrate the holidays with your friends-at work
10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them

Just for fun…pregnancy dictionary

Artery…..the study of paintings
Bacteria…..the back door to the cafeteria
Benign……what you be, after you be eight
cauterize……made eye contact with her
Dilate……live long
enema…..not a friend
Fester…….qucker than someone else
Morbid……..a higher offer
Nitrates………cheaper than day rates
Outpatient….. a person who has fainter
Seizure……….roman emperor
Terminal Illness…….getting sick at the airport
Tumor……….one plus one more
Urine…….opposite of your out